BigBrother 2008

Get Rex and Nicole out

2008-08-13T00:52:00.001-07:00

I can not believe that Rachael is up for eviction over those two fuck ups! Honestly Rex gets worse and worse each day.

Anyway here's your clip of the day playlist (and don't forget you heard it here first... Stuart will be leaving the house this Friday... no bout a dout it!!

Well it's eviction night and we all know who's going to go

2008-08-08T11:43:00.000-07:00

Bye Bye Dale, see ya... woodn't want ta beeeeeeee ya! Let's see how much fanny you can nail tonight eh? eh? eh? liiiiiccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkk

Anyway just in case you've forgotten what they all look like, here's the story so far!

What's happened to Rex?

2008-07-29T11:29:00.000-07:00

Jesus christ on his bicycle of love what has happened to the rex-meister??? One minute he is a really nice, funny, slightly mischievous character and the next he turns into a total fuckwit!

The boys down at the Stretch Lycra Foundation, creators of the all in one body suit (TM), were shocked and stunned to see him turn on poor Rachael like that last night. Honestly they were so shocked they have canceled the Rex-Special-Edition Stretch-Lycra_hoodie and everything!

That boy has been spending too much time around Stuart and Dale me-thinks! He needs to reconnect with some cookie power happy house emotion asap.

Watch this for a load of pants!

Not only that... but did any of you see Luke acting like Bex had actually died (oh the chance would be a fine thing).... Get a load of this....

What a fucking looser!

Oh yeah, for any of you who are actually looking at the clip of the day playlist as well as the eviction playlist. YouTube made some changes and now all of the playlists have stopped working.... they're as bad as luke.. loosers! It's a worldwide issue which hopefully will be fixed soon.

The clip of the day playlist

2008-07-22T23:43:00.001-07:00

All the best bits from the house courtesy of the stretch Lycra foundation

I've been slack!!!

2008-07-22T12:19:00.000-07:00

But here it is, the clip of the week playlist (missing Saturday and Sunday as I was away)....

Rebecca is still annoying though... and Luke is still a runt, and Lisa goes up in my estimation while Darnell goes down as does Mo.

Rex still my fav, followed closely by Cookie Kat and Rachael.

Enjoy

Belinda said...

2008-07-16T23:36:00.000-07:00

to people in 'Her world' (whatever that means), that if she lasted two weeks the she would be happy... eeeehhhh dawwwwwwwwwwwww you are free from nomination for the first week and then you get kicked out the next (i.e. the first week you can possibly be nominated) that is no achievement my dear!!!!!!

She's definitely going this week.... 82%, you heard it here first.

TB
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Luke and Bex

2008-07-13T13:38:00.000-07:00

Make me feel sick!!! What a pair of freaks...... nuff said.

Hey, I made this little animation for my you-tube homepage. What do you reckon?

xx

The facilitator has been removed.

2008-07-11T14:13:00.000-07:00

Awwww I am so glad to see the back of him, he was a twat anyway...

I love the way he pretends to have expected it and to not care...... BOOOOOOOOO!!!!

They just don't get it PART II

2008-07-11T00:35:00.000-07:00

Jesus will Luke, Rebecca Mario and Co. ever get it that they are the fuck ups and we the public can see that??? They are still going on about how it's a B-Block conspiracy to get them out, perish the thought that it might because they are a nasty bunch of twits.... honestly his career in politics ends on the politics section of the Sun. What a loser.

Anyway I was happy today to see that he is unhappy.... enjoy!

Nominations

2008-07-10T00:23:00.000-07:00

HaHa watching the show this morning and it is clear that Mario is furious he's been nominated.... he's going out, I guarantee it! He'll get about 75% of the votes.

Both of them (Mario and Rebecca) are sooooooooo pissed off! I love it.

See Mario turn on Lisa here:

Nominations are revelaed

2008-07-08T14:48:00.000-07:00

It's Mario vs Rebecca...

This evening, the housemates were told who was up for nomination this week -- and certain people weren't too happy with the results.

"The housemates nominated for eviction this week are," boomed Big Brother, "in no particular order..."

"...Rebecca."

Rebecca nodded grimly, then smiled, covering her face with her hand. Luke looked stony.

"And," added Big Brother, "Mario."

Mario kissed Lisa, as Mohamed looked shocked.

"And?" Luke asked, wondering if there would be any more nominees. But Big Brother stayed silent. "That's it," Bex replied, looking resigned. So: will Bex or Mario be saying toodle-oo on Friday? It's up to you!

To be honest either one of them could go and I would be pleased, although I must admit that Mario is a total fuckwit........ MAAAAAAAA MAAAAR-EEEEEEE-ooooooooooo

E's got a fan club up where he lives, did you knooooo? Honestly there are people up and down the country voting to keep him in

uuurrrgghhhh, Hellllllllloooooo Mario, didn't you know? The people vote to kick you out, not to keep you in you twat!

xx
TB

And just in case you had forgotten them all.....

2008-07-05T02:25:00.001-07:00

The Evictions Playlist

Let's watch it one more time in all its gory detail

2008-07-04T14:16:00.000-07:00

Oh Jen, is that tumbleweed going past? No it's just your 15 minutes of fame

What's with the funeral procession

2008-07-04T14:01:00.000-07:00

You know what, one thing that makes me sick about that group (and by that group I mean the princess gang) is that they all go silent when one of them is booted. I bet if Davina called out Rex's name they would all be up chatting and kissing Jen and congratulating each other on how fucking fabulous they all are.....

WHAT A BUNCH OF SAD LOSERS!!!

Will they ever realize that in fact the public HATES them?????

I bet you any money that Luke will be saying it must have been a close run vote, within minutes.....

I reckon they should throw Rebecka out for eating that runt Luke and they should kick Dale like out like also like because like he like has like the like vocabulary like of like a three like year old like.......

And as for Mario, if he mentions one more time that he's a facilitator.... more like he's a bitter twisted old fuck wit who luckily enough is in a house with a group of idiots worse than him....

Lisa is ok, it's just her affiliation with him that lets her down!

Still the top group is Rachael, Rex, Kat and Mohammad....

Can't wait for the eviction, there will be tears!!!!!!!!!!

More Info On Tonight's Newbies

2008-07-04T11:00:00.001-07:00

Big Brother Online can exclusively give you more details of the three newbies set to arrive tonight, after Jen or Rex leaves as the 3rd Evictee (cough, Jen).

The first is married 44-year-old Belinda from Exeter, who's profession is Theatre Director. However, she also sings and plays a couple instruments, which could come in handy; perhaps she'll assist Darnell to knock the Big Bro Orchestra into shape?

Belinda is very 'Green', believes that anything is possible and says: "Life is a ball, each minute, each breath is precious".

Next we have 28-year-old Maysoon, a beautician from Hertfordshire. Maysoon has also been modelling for 8 years, even though she's shorter than most. She has appeared in numerous music videos and wants to prove that not all models are self-centred.

"I think more people should try being nice, have respect, and treat others how they want to be treated," says the Muslim model.

Lastly there's Sara, a 27-year-old Aussie who works as a personal assistant and is reminiscent of Angelina Jolie. She is loud, flirty and will chat to anyone. Sara usually goes for 'muso' rock star types, so Luke should be right up her street! He he.

She says: "Take every day as it comes".

Don't forget to tune-in to Channel 4 tonight, Friday the 4th of July, for the two live shows, when Davina will send the three newbies in to meet the existing housemates.

We can't wait... it's just a shame that Jen won't be there to see Dale and Stu's tongues fall out!

(Remember: you read it here first)

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

2008-07-04T09:24:00.000-07:00

Get a load of this (It is sooooo obvious that Jen WILL be leaving the house tonight)

Day 30, 09:17 BST : Three new housemates to enter tonight

By Catriona Wightman
Three new housemates to enter tonight

Three new housemates will enter the Big Brother house tonight.

The housemates, who are all female, are expected to enter during tonight's second show, which has been specially extended.

Channel 4 has revealed that the new women include an executive personal assistant, a theatre director, and a model from a Lynx television advert.

Rex and Jennifer still face eviction this evening.

There's going to be a hog roasting tonight!!!!

2008-07-04T01:01:00.001-07:00

Oh I can not wait to see the look on Jen's face when she realises that she is being booted..... oh happy days. We're having a hate-fest round at mine to watch it in 42inch plasma glory. So if you fancy popping round for a gawk, come on down!

xx
TB

Rebecca has to be next

2008-07-03T13:48:00.001-07:00

Just watching tonights show and honestly Rebbecca has has has to go! That girl is such a child, I'd have slapped her by now. It's time to let he go home and start her single mum, dole sponge life as soon as possible....

What a CHAV!

Want to know how much the public don't hate Rex, Mo, Kat, and Rachael????

2008-07-02T11:10:00.000-07:00

Read this: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=826444

Get JEN OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-07-01T13:51:00.000-07:00

This is going to be one of those Caesar type classic episodes.... the bitter sisters will not believe it when Jen gets booted out this Friday, and the beauty of it all is that she is up against Rex.

Oh sweet lord Jesus there is a god! If there were any more people in the running she could convince her sad little bigoted mind that it was the fact that the vote was watered down.... but a one to one face off....

We're having a Jen-Out-Fest on Friday round at ours.... I might even make up my own banner just for the occasion....

Je suis tres exciteament

TB
xx

What is the matter with Jen??

2008-07-01T00:34:00.000-07:00

I was watching last nights show and trying to work out what exactly is the matter with Jen? I mean, she's not an ugly girl, she doesn't come from a deprived background, and it's not like she isn't getting enough attention in the house. Then it dawned on me, she is a bitter little twisted stuck up middle-english snob who just can't stand the fact the other people have nice traits than her.

She is so unhappy, it is quite quite sad. She is jealous of Rachael because she does not have a bad thing to say about other people or any bad stuff in her life. As we all know Rachael did admit in the diary room that of course she does, she just does not see fit to air it all in public (and I can identify with that)..... who does Jen think she is, the voice of a generation???? I don't think so. She's an idiot who needs to be knocked off her ivory tower.

I really really hope she's up for eviction this week so we can show her how popular she isn't. It amazes me that as their group is taken out, one by one, they still fail to see that there might be an issue with THEM! Total paranoia blindness.....

Viva la resistance - Rex Rachael Kat Darnell Mario Lisa and Mikey

Look on in amazement as Bex and Jen pat each other on the proverbials for being so nice and soooooooo much fun whilst bitching about the others having some innocent fun in the lounge....... they just don't get it!!!!!

The Clip Of The Day playlist - Week 4

2008-06-30T00:04:00.000-07:00

Want to catch up on my best bits from each daily show, you can see them here.

I feel so vindicated.....

2008-06-28T02:17:00.000-07:00

Finger on the pulse sweetie, fin-ger-on-da-pulse!!!!!

So that nightmare Sylvia is out of the house, and let's face it she did deserve it.... I can not imagine how shit her boring little life is going to become now that we all know what a devil lady she really is..... never trusted that one, ok so maybe she did fool me a little, but all in all she was always on the 'hmmmmmmm' list.

See her booting in all its glory below:

And remember you can see all of my Big Brother daily clips, and weekly-bundles or eviction playlists on my YouTube sullivandm.

Ok so let's talk about the fact that the crowd was baying for fresh blood last night, and it was the colour Jen! Oh how sweet to hear them all scream "Get Jen Out" as Sylvia made her way down the stairs..... honestly Jen deserves no more than that for the bullshit she pulled over that fucking piece of shit painting.....

Her achievement my arse, she does nothing but dis Rex from morning to night and then he doubles, nay quintuples the value of her art work by smudging it with his fingers and she goes all Diana Ross .. . . . . . . Time for the baby to go home to her baby

It's going to be an all male house me thinks :)

Luke is still the most annoying little runt of the litter ever, he should have been eaten at childbirth, honestly I can't see how society can afford to keep these weaklings alive at the expense of possibly beautiful family pets....

The mind boggles....

Air Kisses,

TB

Out with the old

2008-06-27T14:20:00.000-07:00

In with the new. Dennis and Sylvia both out, thanks god!!! Honestly that spitting incident was disgraceful and he had the gal to say that he had his dignity when Rex and Mohammad did not just because of a shitty little painting..... send him back to the lowlands..

Sylvia oh Sylvia are you in for a BIG surprise when you get out of the house.... no more boyfriend, no more friends, no more...........

Baaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii

Sylvia sylvia sylvia . . . out out out

2008-06-27T00:34:00.000-07:00

She's just got to go, I know Mohammad is as boring as a day out in Windsor but let's face it at least he pisses the rest of the luxury clique off, and without him it's going to become a bit like that year when Grace Ceaser and Imogen thought they could rule the school (except this time they will)....

Honestly we need someone else to look at in the house and with Sylvia out I think other personalities will shine...

Luke!?!?!?! What a twat, he's getting more and more and more and MORE annoying as the days go by. Can't wait until he is kicked out and he can return to Bingo calling

Enough hatred, I loved the Dance Task, and the way BB totally shopped Dennis and Darnell for lying about why they got sent to jail..... then again only an annoying little runt like Luke could actually find something like that out, bingo caller!

Got to fly, international modeling contract sweeties....

xx

TB

Oh it's all gone a bit Pete Tong for Sylvia

2008-06-25T02:17:00.001-07:00

Look on in amazement as she trip round her own rats nest of lies and deceit. Honestly I have not seen such dishonesty since Precilla Presley said she has had no work done......

The sooner Sylvia gets back home so her boyfriend can chuck her and her family disown her and her church shun her and blah blah blah etc etc ad nausea m (or however you spell it . . . damn spell checkers!!)

Anyway the point is I DON't LIKE the GIRL!!!!! (could you tell?)

So where were we?

2008-06-23T12:05:00.000-07:00

I know, I know, I said I would keep this thing updated and as usual it slips. It's not because I am not interested in the show, au contraire mon amis! I am totally into this years BB in a way even I didn't think possible.

They are being sublimely cruel, whilst at the same time making it so interesting and self-created.

The mind games, THE MIND GAMES!!!!

I have not seen such a bunch of paranoids in a long long time, seriously I am surprised that they don't think there might be some cyanide in the big brothers special offer alcohol.

OH THE PICNIC PARANOIA

So let's see where it goes from here. Sylvia has made a right tit of herself chasing Stuart around like that. Jen and Dale will still be the most boring couple in existence.

Not to forget the whole debacle of cookie-gate:

And as for MAR-EEEEE-OOOO, or should I say MMMMAAAAAA MARRR-EEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO as that huge bird would say.... well he could run the house standing on his head, half asleep, with his eyes closed (but he has chosen not to)..... He's a facilitator did you know?

Luke, Jazuz christ on his bicycle of love, go and get your pension.

Dennis, awwwwww poor Dennis, he put all his eggs in one basket and sure wasn't it the wrong basket.... now he's gone all picnic paranoid.

I still like Rachael the most, she is genuine and ... well..... nice! With a brain too.

Rex was ok, but now himself and Mohammad are starting to get a little conspiracy crazy..

WHAT HAVE THEY PUT IN THE WATER (who said that???)

xx

TB

Week 3 - Clip of the day playlist . . . . . enjoy!

2008-06-23T00:47:00.000-07:00

3 Steps to a successful meeting.... :)

2008-06-23T00:24:00.000-07:00

Awwwww bless, little Luke's found a friend. It's a shame to see the state of paranoia in the house though. Honestly they are turning into a bunch of conspiracy theorists.

New bloke Stuart arrives and they think it's a plant because they did not hear enough crowd noise.

Speaking of Stuart, did you see the face on Jen when he came in... classic. And poor ol dumb dale, I think it took him about two days to work out what was going on.

I am still loving the show, it's turning out to be one of the best seasons yet.

Don't forget to check my you-tube site for daily clip updates.

Kisses

TB

Watch Sineaid Vernon and Daniel on live streaming TV

2008-06-19T05:12:00.000-07:00

It's official, we are actually famous....

Sylvia has seen the error of her ways

2008-06-17T11:32:00.000-07:00

I think I was wrong about Sylvia. It looks like she was just being Naive about Alex and actually now sees that Alex is a backstabbing nasty piece of work....

Enjoy:

What's Saliva up to?

2008-06-15T04:25:00.001-07:00

Hmmm Sylvia seems to playing a bit of a game, twisting and turning through the group. It looks like she has realized that her allegiance to Alex was not the best of plans and it seems like she is trying to remove herself from that little clique. However she is also trying to gauge who in the group is available for the next coupling and in my opinion it's making her look like a bit of a scheming bitch.

Maybe I'm just suffering from picnic paranoia, who knows!

It's official - Gentlewomen do not prefer blondes

2008-06-14T08:27:00.000-07:00

Well you bitter twisted girls got your way last night and poor ol' Steph was kicked out. It's a shame really as I feel of all the people in the house both Mario and Lisa absolutely add the least value. They are a boring old couple, who can't dance! And that is unacceptable for me.

Steph could have turned into an interesting character but instead she has been cast aside like an old chip bag, forever to be in the dump that is past memories....

BUT luckily for her DZyneLab.com has come up with the BB2008 Evictees Playlist, so she will be saved for posterity (and for when at the end we try to remember all of the housemates - especially the ones that were kicked out early)....

Here is her eviction bits:

Shock tactics

2008-06-12T14:18:00.000-07:00

I am just loving BB this year . . . Oh my Gawd, that buzzer shopping task was soooo good and even better to see that the ice maiden finally cracked. Oh the happiness, good on Rex for standing up to her, spotting his moment and ceasing it.

She thought she had him with that lighter ploy, and then she broke....... lovin' it! :)

The number of the beast is up

2008-06-11T23:10:00.000-07:00

I was just think about the amount of airtime the beast has been getting recently and have decided it's high time she was removed from these idle ramblings....... 'cos she's not worth it innit!BOO

Sometimes when there is someone as abrasive in the house (remember Charlie) they manage to supress everyone else so much that by the time they leave the gaff goes into a state of Nirvana. For us the viewers, that is the equivelant of telly boredom. Yes we want arguments, yes we want conflict, but not full on war and dictatorship.

So who else is a mover and shaker in the house? Well Rachael is really high up on my ranking, she's definitely the kind of girl I could see myself befriending. Happy, smiley, and friendly. Rex is not afraid to speak his mind and could go either way (remember Spence).

Mohammad is just not doing it at all..... he just stares all the time. It was a promising entry... but the performance does not match the hair do!

As for the others, Jen is more concerned about being a good mother (uuuuuuuhhhh, so what you doing in there then spending months away from your kid??) Rebecca is still chewing her fingers in amazement, Mario and Lisa are living in a different house, Luke is as camp as christmas.

Dennis is a strange one, he could have been sooooooo good but he has got embroiled in the bitterness and now he's got picnic paranoia (classic BB line that)... it's time for him to lighten up and start enjoying himself again. He has the ability to be very entertaining if he can remove himself from his alignment with the beast....

And as for Dale, well still for me he is cute, but boring.......... Like the best looking Christmas present ever, open the wrapping and Ooppppps, there's nothing inside.

She's a maniac

2008-06-11T00:42:00.000-07:00

Honestly I am not sure what the fuck is going on with that Alexis, but she has totally lost the plot. Charlie move over, there's a new sheriff in town. Honestly, watching the show last night with that whole Chip-gate debacle was just too embarrassing. The girl has problems....

Boo

Ya motha

You're not readieeeeee

We're not all from Saaaffffffff landin girlfriend, start speaking Engrish in'it!!!!

Anyway in other news, Rachael showed her good side by having a go at BB about it. Good on her. Honestly it must be hard living with that mental crazy lunatic.

Alexis and Saliva show their true colours

2008-06-10T01:43:00.000-07:00

Gee-Whizz guys, what's up with the two girls? Are they going for 'Bitch Queen From Hell Of The Year 2008' or what?

Honestly I've not seen so much bitterness since I snatched the Miss Stretch Lycra crown from that old tranny Mandy Witch...... there were tears that night I can tell you, but enough about me.

I kind of liked Alexis when she entered the house, and I felt the crowd had been a little unfair when they boo'd her. But oh my gawd how right they were..... she is a fuck-up of the highest order. I mean yesterday she went postal on poor ol Mikey just because he put on Salivas slutty whore pants. Then she had a go at the wedding, and then to top it all off she tried sucking up to Mikey at the fake reception.... F.R.E.A.K

And Saliva, getting all crazy because Mario was singing true colours.... get over it girl. Honestly the two of them should judt get together and be done with it (he and Alexis that is)... let's face it, no one else would want them..

Anyway, the boys at the Stretch Lycra Foundation (makers of the Lycra All-in-one body suit (TM)) were having a right ol laugh at their expense, they're going to bring out a special edition just for the two of them, with everything but the mouth and arse holes covered....

Gotta fly sweeties, international modelling shoot to attend..
Air Kisses,
TB

The Daily Clips Playlist

2008-06-08T12:43:00.001-07:00

Yummy tummies, and over-reacting divas

2008-06-08T04:40:00.000-07:00

It's out at last, the shots of Dales muscle rippled body. And I can tell you girls (and boys) it was worth the wait.... get a load of this:

Now I know he is not the brightest of characters in the house, and by that I mean in the entertainment sense of the word. But at least he's a good piece of eye candy. If he can keep this up for the Summer he should go far.......

But I can still not forgive him for his opening line: "If there's fanny in there I'm gonna' nail it", well done Dale very cultured. I'm sure your parents are very proud.

In other news, that really boring primadonna from war torn Sierra Leone, Sylvia, is having a strop because Michael wore her knickers outside a pair of lycra tights (no not Stretch Lycra, from the Stretch Lycra Foundation).

Sylvia told Mikey he was "out of order" last night after he wore her knickers as part of the stag night festivities.

Mikey had been fully clothed in the bath with Dennis and Mario when he pulled on the pants over his bunny outfit.

The trio later emerged from the tub to be met by an open-mouthed Sylvia.

"That is so out of order," she said. "You don't go around putting on other people's knickers."

Mikey said he would buy her a new pair and Mario added that the pants would now be worth a fortune at auction. But Sylvia said: "This is not a joke. I don't find this funny."

Dennis later told Sylvia that he felt bad for encouraging Mikey to put on the pants. She replied: "I felt I was being made to look like a fool and that is what I'm so angry about. Do they know me? I don't have to take that shit from no-one."

I'm getting a little bit of the Micosies from that one, she's all looks and no substance (a little bit like Tesco Finest, nice wrapping but shit contents).

Poor Alex, she's a gonna

2008-06-07T03:38:00.000-07:00

I've been trawling through the BB Bulletin boards and I have to say that it looks like Alex will be up for kicking if the task is passed this week, and Lisa if it's failed. I think it's a bit of a shame to see Alex out as she looks like one of the only ones who could actually cause some good old friction in the house (remember how we all slept through last years series end after Charlie was evicted)......

Anyway if you are linking direct to this, 'cos I just know how popular this is for you all, then go to the dzynelab for exclusive clips from the nightly shows. Or check out my you tube channel for more stuff...

Kisses and hugs,

TB

Another day another ridiculous task

2008-06-06T11:50:00.000-07:00

I am soooooooooo over the whole fake relationship/wedding/Mario&Steph being slightly interesting secret task . Some please rumble these idiots so we can all spend our hard earned cash splitting the couple (and by splitting the couple I mean Syslvester StillYawn and GrotBags-Lisa). One of them has to go so we can watch the other suffer their sad single existence on our screens for the next 92days. We can drag out that pain for a long time, that'll teach them to disgrace us with their presence.

And yes, I AM SO FULL OF HATE

As for the others, well I have not seen anything interesting on the C4 site so far, apart from trying to make that useless secret task sound so interesting. (bird sounds)

I was only talking to the folks down at the stretch Lycra foundation about this last night and ..... (traffic noise) ....... in an all in one body suit (TM) ......... (plane passes overhead)

So let's hope we don't have another case of that this year eh?!?!?!

I have to go and sign another international modelling contract sweeties..

Air-Kisses

3 2 1: AND THERY'RE OFF

2008-06-05T23:00:00.000-07:00

So the housemates have entered and the game is on, it was an interesting nigth to say the least. Highlight was that blond bimbo going in the wrong direction out of the van. Lowlight was that american albino guy..... weirded me out a little.

So here's my take so far:

I liked the girl to be honest. She was real, and not afraid to talk the talk. I didn't get anything fake from her. But as usual if you're a strong minded black woman the crowd aint gonna like it..... shame on you racists!

Ok so the guy is dead sexa, you got to give him that. And as far as the rest of the blokes go he knocks ever one of them out. But he's a dick, with no personality, ability, or charisma. Anyone thinking there is a similarity with Caesar here?? I give him 6 weeks max'

I'm sorry but this guy really freaked me out. I suppose it's the weirdness of seeing a white black guy. Not too sure about sending an American into the house, could be interesting to see how they deal with the diplomacy of the war situation et al. I can't see him going far.

Hilarious entry video, it will be interesting to see if he can keep that up. If he stays high this could be a contender, but if he gets bored and low...... this could be a car crash like shabam or whatever he called himself. A bit concerning that he seems to be the blind kids helper already (just because he's Scottish)

She's very pretty, but I've forgotten her already. Maybe that's good for her, she can fade into the background and then surge at the end.

She's nice, she's small, she's bubbly, she could be very entertaining or the most annoying Thai girl you've ever met. The Jury is still out on this one but she is not the worst.

Boring wannbe showbiz couple. These two have been on everything from Britain's worst cook, to Ant and Dec, to Brit Prisoners abroad. Just read the bulletin boards. They should be out in the first few weeks.

Ok so yeah he has a whiney voice, and he dresses like your grandad, but this one is screaming for BigBrother makeover journey type thing . He's a contender if he can make it past week one. Cool hand luke, or makes me puke??

Ok so this chap (Michael) does seem nice, but I think it is a bit unfair of BB putting him into the house. No one will want to nominate him for fear of the public vote (when they are up, recriminations etc) so it kind of gives him a pass into the final. Also having everyone else help him around is going to be a bit of a chore for them... we'll see how it all goes.

Now I know you all know my Penchant for boys of the opposite race, but I really do like Mohammad. I think he will be quite entertaining and a cool bloke at the same time. He seems quite chilled out and relaxed. At the moment he's one of my favorites in the house. We'll see how it progresses.

She's got a glint in her eye this one (Rachael is the name) and I like it! I see a little bit of grace from last year in her, but hope that she manages to not be such a fucked up bitch like that ol piece of shit. She looks like she will be a fun character and someone who will keep the others alive.... let's see!

This one's called Rebecca and her entrance has to be one of the most tragic ever..... Oh my god, where am I, who are all these people, oh act surprised, oh joy, oh happiness, oh bleeding heart....... I WANT TO HAVE A BIG SHIT BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I AM SOOOOOO EXCITED....... go to the toilet sweetie, no one will miss you.

I've just got two words - Repressed Homosexual

Who said Blondes are dumb? Stephanie that's who what is said it right yeah!

What a horrible wig!

This way dearie

2008-06-03T13:37:00.000-07:00

Jesus Christ on his bicycle of love you're not going to believe the latest rumor I heard today.

One of the contestants this year will be blind. Now I'm not sure how that's going to work. But surely there's going to be some wet toilet seats. And I'm not really looking forward to his first meal.

In other news the contestants will arrive in black vans this year. No luxurious limos for this lot.

Haha its going to be hell

Air kisses sweeties

Whispers in the powder-room . . . . .

2008-06-01T09:57:00.000-07:00

WEll my sweet ittle cherry pies, I've been scouring the net for the latest BB gossip. Would you look at this a secret sex room tops a list of rumours that The Daily Star have printed today - though this time there’s a picture to back it up.

As you can see from the image to the left, there appears to be a luxury hidden bedroom in the house which is the much nicer the drab, dull dormitory-style bedroom revealed earlier this week.

The newspaper say the room’s inhabitants will be treated to ‘five-star comforts’ including large double beds, silky sheets and duvets, and expensive fixtures and fittings - though whether this room will actually be referred to as a sex room remains to be seen.

They add that the new batch of housemates will not know of existence immediately when they enter the house next Thursday, but it will be introduced in the ‘early stages’ of the show, when the housemates find out the only way to access it is through a door in the garden.

Insiders are also apparently toying with the idea of making the housemates compete with each other to live in luxury, with ‘one spy’ telling the paper: “It’s a bit like heaven and hell. This is going to be really interesting.”

But that’s only one quarter of the four helpings of Big Brother gossip Star dished up today. They also claim that bosses are planning to ’starve’ housemates in one of the ‘cruellest tasks ever dreamed up’. But what’s this task, I hear you ask? Well, it’s basically forcing one housemate to sit down in front of a banquet of food - but they won’t be allowed to eat any of it. This would basically be a repeat of the challenge Ziggy faced last year as part of the Seven Deadly Sins task.

Insiders (they do like mentioning insiders don’t they?) are supposedly worried the effect such a task would have on housemates with eating problems.

A ’source’ told the paper: “On one hand you are asking people to starve themselves, and on the other giving them the opportunity to binge-eat when offered loads of tasty food. It could cause problems.”

An ‘insider’ added: “It’s the ultimate dirty trick.

“The real test will be for the chosen one who has to resist temptation for the good of the rest of the group. It has the potential to cause a huge upset.”

The third piece of Daily Star pie today comes in the form of one of their reporters who has supposedly been chosen as a housemate this year. Tommy Maxwell, who (surprise surprise) is the paper’s sex expert, is apparently taking part in the dummy runs for this year’s series. He is such a hit with bosses, according to the paper, that he may become one of this year’s final housemates.

A ’spy’ said: “It wouldn’t be a surprise if we saw Tommy end up in the main BB house.

“He’s doing an amazing job so far and has been a real hit with the other housemates and the production staff.

“If he is this good in the test run, imagine what he would be like in the real thing?”

Finally, the paper claims that producers have not ruled out bringing back ex-housemates to spice the show up, with BB3’s Kate, BB5’s Michelle and Vanessa, BB6’s Orlaith, BB7’s Imogen and BB8’s Charley supposedly in the pipeline to return.

A ’senior BB source’ said: “It would be a real twist in the series to bring old housemates back.

“They’ve been there, got the T-shirt and know how to play the game.

“So it would really spice things up in the house, and undoubtedly wind up the current crop of wannabes, if some of them were to pop in.”

(Courtesy of bbspy)

Kisses!

Oh my GAWD I could almost pee my pants!!!!

2008-05-30T12:49:00.000-07:00

Get a load of this my lovelies..... No prizes for guessing who will be in the Audience for Big Brothers Big Mouth on Tuesday the 10th of June...

You guessed right, lil' ol' moi! I can hardly contain my excitement. It's all like a dream, I can't really remember how it started but basically I was online with Tirolina scouring da internet for stories about your favorite show when I happened upon an email address for BB's Big Mouth Audience applications.

Well as you all know I am a bit of a fan (oh crazed obsessive) so I sent in my details and a couple of photos.... and I'm in! I get to the Studio on Tuesday the 10th......... life is sweet :)

In other news, I will be in the audience at Big Brothers Big mouth on Tuesday the 10th of June.

Carrying on with some BB related stories, there is very little to report apart from the gargantuan news that I will be in the audience..... I LOVE IT!

Nothing else to report apart from there are just 6 days to go, get ready my sweeties... GET READY!

Exclusive: House pic's scoop

2008-05-26T23:55:00.000-07:00

Hold onto your hats boys and girls, thanks to those boys at the stretch lycra foundation we have managed to helicopter drop a spy into the Elstree studios and look what he came back with, some yummy exclusive pics of the BB house...... get drooling.

The whole jaggedy edgy cracked eye thing is being carried through the house for this years theme, so let's hope they don't put any clumsy clutz in (those floors do look pretty slippery). The crack theme carries on through the main seating area too.

So as not to stress the housemates out too much they have also given them some sumptuous bathing space. We are talking the most scrummy bathroom since ZaZa Gabor paid a visit to homebase armed with her latest alimony cheque.

Outside there is a very lux seating area, compete with pool and allegedly REAL grass this year (TB:"Stop it Davina, you're spoiling us!").

The smokers get a lovely big ol' ashtray to sit in while they puff and rant and have a good old bitch about all the houseies they want to stick the knife into.

They can also view the pool area from there and comment on who has got a flabby what-dya-mi-callit, not to mention whether any of the boys can match the dong that really boring dunce who won last year splashed around in the pool (or was that Pete?)... anyway there's always someone with a big slong in it.

The colours are as grating as Davinas acting talents. They certainly will not be bringing out a BB9 inspired all-in-one body suit down at the stretch lycra foundation that's for sure.

Unfortunately the beds do not match the rest of the gaf, we are talking itchy and scratchy special.

I can't see too many of the inmates, I mean housemates, whiling their hours in their beds this year.

It going to be all porridge and black tea for this lot.

Or is that just wishful thinking? :o)

And as for the laundry, well the less said the better on that one sweeties...... catch you soon.

Air-Kisses,
Tirolina

BB-2008 Let's hope they get it right this time

2008-05-25T06:18:00.000-07:00

Oh yes my lovelies, it's that time of year again. Big Brother 9 is just around the corner and let's face it, there's nothing better to pass away those cold wet British Summer nights than a good old helping of wannabes 'avain a go at each other for public entertainment. I was hopeless at this last year, so I have handed over coverage to Tirolina Bonks (International Beauty Queen, and ambassador for the 'Stretch Lycra Foundation' creators of the all-in-one body suit(TM))

My GAWD last years lot were sooooooooooooo boring, I can't even remember their names. I did ask Tirolina to go and look them up but she was too busy picking an 'all-in-one body suit(TM) for the launch night, to be bothered.

Check out the new eye (d'you reckon they're going be a little evil this year?)

So here is the latest Goss' myself and Tirolina picked up at the celebrity bashes we've been hanging out at recently (oh and maybe some of this came from the papers and certain fabulous websites like DigitalSpy)

Big Brother 9 will launch on June 5 to avoid a ratings battle with Britain's Got Talent, according to reports today.

The Channel 4 reality series traditionally kicks off towards the end of May, but the network is believed to have delayed this year's launch because a clash with Talent would be too risky. Ratings for Big Brother 8 dropped below 3 million viewers when it competed against the ITV1 show last summer.

The new series is expected to last for 13 weeks, with the final airing on September 5.

Wayne Rooney's cousins reportedly auditioned for Big Brother 9.

Stephen, a 24-year-old gay transvestite who likes to dress up as Ginger Spice, tried out with sister Natalie, 18.

The pair - the children of Rooney's uncle John - impressed the show's producers but failed to make the final cut, claims The Sun.

Natalie hit the headlines when she flashed a boob at paparazzi on the way to Coleen McLoughlin's 21st birthday bash last year. She recently had her breasts enlarged to a 32F to launch her career as a glamour model.

A show insider is quoted as saying: "Stephen and Natalie were brilliant at the auditions and they did go quite far in the process.

"But a decision was taken that we didn't want to have the series hijacked by them." [Tirolina Bonks says: "gasp"]

Also in other reports A cousin of Big Brother 7 star Grace Adams-Short could be entering the house this summer.

According to The Sun, 25-year-old model Shelley Short is on the reserve list for this year's series, which kicks off on June 5.

Grace caused fireworks in the house in the 2006 series and was booted out in Week 4. She was later voted back onto the show for a short period of time in Week 12. Since then she went on to find fame in a Circus, and was last seen shopping in knightsbridge atop an elephant.

Show host Davina McCall has vowed that Big Brother 9 will be the "toughest yet".

In other news Davina McCall has denied rumours that she is quitting Big Brother after the next series.

It was reported earlier this month that the presenter is leaving the Channel 4 show after eight years to become a serious actress. (Well we've all seen that stunning work she did for the hair dye people....)

However, she told reporters at last night's London premiere of the Sex And The City movie that she wants to stay with the programme for as long as possible, saying: "I'm not leaving Big Brother. They would have to kill me before I'd stop doing it.", not to forget what she did to her acting career with those gawd awful hair ad's. The guys down at the Stretch Lycra Foundation nearly fell off their seats laughing when I mentioned her intentions.

Talking about the new series, which kicks off on June 5, she said: "We're going to be much tougher with rules this year."

Celebrity Big Brother is also rumoured to be making a return in 2009 after being axed following last year's race row surrounding Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty, not that she'd ever become an ambassodor for the Stretch Lycra foundation with those thighs.

Now I know last years coverage of BB was totally hopeless, but then again it did match the contestants.... this year Tirolina will be more attentive she promises.

Stay tuned my little urchins....

XX Tirolina

(PS: Watch out for the all new star attraction on www.dzynelab.com, the contestulater, coming soon - Thanks to the kind sponsership of those folks at the Stretch Lycra Foundation)